I know i posted the awesome plastic ghost picture already, but on closer inspection, and with the "guidance" of a lot of people, we have determined that there is an actual ghost in this photograph. She's in the middle of the picture. I've named her Constance. I talk to her, saying hello and asking her to keep the house save. So far so good. I think she's a cool ghost.
So, there you go. We have a porch ghost.